180 Funny shirt sayings to inspire your next bestseller

Want to make people stop, stare, and snort-laugh in public? You’re in the right place. Funny shirt sayings are the ultimate way to showcase your personality, humor, and awesomeness – all while being effortlessly stylish. 

From sarcastic one-liners to pun-tastic dad jokes, we’ve got 180 hilarious ideas to turn tees, hoodies, and sweatshirts into bestselling gold.

A mix of ironic and sarcastic quotes

For those who like their humor dry, their funny t-shirts extra salty, and their conversations filled with eye-roll-worthy comebacks. These ironic and sarcastic quotes let you wear your attitude, so you don’t have to waste time explaining it.

1. I have a degree in sarcasm.
2. I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed.
3. I told myself I should stop procrastinating, but I didn’t listen.
4. Procrastinators unite!… Tomorrow.
5. I’m not weird. I’m limited-edition.
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
8. Why fall in love when I can fall asleep?
9. I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
10. I’m not messy; I’m creatively organized.
11. Of course, I talk to myself – sometimes, I need expert advice.
12. If you think I’m sarcastic, you should hear my thoughts.
13. I’m just here for the snacks.
14. In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
15. I’m not grumpy. I’m just a realist.
16. I didn’t choose the nap life. The nap life chose me.

Funny food t-shirts

Food is life. And funny t-shirts about food? Chef’s kiss. Whether you’re all about tacos, donuts, or just here for the snacks, these hilarious food quotes will make sure everyone knows your love for eating is serious business.

1. Will work for tacos.
2. Feed me pizza and tell me I’m pretty.
3. Powered by caffeine and donuts.
4. In pizza we crust.
5. Life is short – eat dessert first.
6. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
7. Just here for the snacks.
8. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
9. I’m into fitness – fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
10. Donut kill my vibe.
11. Taco ’bout a party!
12. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
13. You had me at bacon.
14. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are my three favorite meals.
15. Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.
16. Abs are great, but have you tried tacos?
17. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.
18. Nacho average t-shirt.
19. Procrastibaking: The art of baking instead of doing something else.
20. Life happens. Coffee helps.
21. You had me at “Let’s order takeout.”
22. Fries before guys.
23. Make pasta, not war.
24. My cooking is so awesome. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on.
25. Coffee first, adulting second.

Funny sayings for family shirts

Nothing says family bonding like matching funny shirts that embarrass your kids in public. From dad jokes to mom truths, these family-friendly tees make great gifts – or at least great blackmail material for the next holiday gathering.

1. World’s Okayest Mom.
2. You can’t scare me. I have three kids.
3. Sassy since birth.
4. Chaos coordinator (aka Mom).
5. Sisters: Partners in crime, now and forever.
6. Dad joke loading… please wait.
7. Family: Where life begins and love never ends (and neither do the arguments).
8. I’m the reason we can’t have nice things.
9. My favorite people call me Grandma.
10. Ask your mother.
11. Ask your father.
12. Official family troublemaker.
13. Parenthood: Powered by coffee, patience, and dry shampoo.
14. Blessed with a crazy family.
15. Auntie: The one who spoils you and then sends you home. 
16. Our family puts the “fun” in dysfunctional.
17. Dad bod in progress.
18. My family is like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Found a funny shirt saying you like? Bring it to life

From sarcastic funny shirt sayings to quirky family quotes, it’s time to pick an idea and bring it to life on an epic custom-printed shirt. Here’s how:

1. Sign up: Create a free Printify account.

2. Choose a t-shirt: Take your pick from our Catalog.

3. Add your saying: Find the perfect font for shirts and customize your funny slogan.

4. Order or sell it: Place an order or list it in your online shop.

Silly sports sayings

Some athletes just want to look awesome in a funny sports t-shirt while pretending they’re training. Whether you’re a gym rat, weekend warrior, or professional benchwarmer, these sports slogans will have you outrunning the competition… in wit.

1. Sweat is fat crying.
2. I just hope both teams have fun.
3. I’m not slow, I’m just not fast.
4. Eat. Sleep. Sports. Repeat.
5. Sweat now, shine later.
6. No pain, no pizza.
7. Train like a beast, look like a beauty.
8. I’m faster than my Wi-Fi.
9. Running late is my favorite cardio!
10. Stronger than yesterday, but still weak for cupcakes.
11. Resting gym face.
12. Squat like nobody’s watching.
13. Yoga class? I thought you said, “Pour a glass.”
14. My favorite sport is watching sports.
15. I’m here to win… or at least look cool while trying.

Funny gaming t-shirts

Level up your wardrobe with funny gamer merch that lets the world know you’ve got epic skills (or at least epic excuses for losing). Whether you’re a button-mashing legend or an AFK master, these designs will have you looking OP in real life.

1. Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
2. My life is a game, and I’m currently stuck on the loading screen.
3. I paused my game to be here.
4. I’m not addicted to gaming – I’m committed.
5. Life is too short for bad games.
6. I came, I saw, I respawned.
7. In a relationship with my console.
8. I’m just here for the loot.
9. Can’t talk, I’m on a raid.
10. I’m the reason they have to mute voice chat in multiplayer.
11. Respawning… please wait.
12. My favorite workout is leveling up.
13. I don’t need sleep, I need XP.
14. Resting gamer face.

Choose the perfect canvas for your funny shirt quotes

Printify has a huge selection of customizable shirts for men, women, children, and even pets. Choose from various styles, fits, and printing techniques, and personalize shirts with funny sayings for every personality and occasion.

Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

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7 sizes 4 colors 2 print providers

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By Gildan · 64000

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9 sizes 65 colors 22 print providers

Seasonal t-shirts: Celebrate every holiday with a laugh

Why settle for boring holiday outfits when you can wear the fun? From Halloween puns to ugly Christmas sweater energy, these seasonal t-shirts bring humor to every occasion – because nothing spreads holiday cheer like ridiculous slogans on awesome tees.

Funny vacation shirts

Sun’s out, puns out! Whether you’re hitting the beach, taking a road trip, or just flexing your “out of office” status, these vacation shirts bring the funny sayings and vacay vibes wherever you go. Bonus: They make great souvenirs.

1. I need six months of vacation twice a year.
2. Out of office. Forever.
3. Sandy toes, sun-kissed nose.
4. Vacation mode: Activated.
5. I’m just here for the beach vibes.
6. I’m not lost, I’m exploring.
7. Catching flights, not feelings.
8. My passport is my favorite accessory.
9. Resting beach face.
10. I’m on island time. Don’t rush me.
11. Vacation calories don’t count.
12. Good vibes and even better cocktails.
13. I’m here for the tan lines.
14. The buffet at the all-inclusive resort hates to see me coming.
15. Adventure is out there. So am I.
16. Tropical state of mind.
17. Beach hair, don’t care.
18. Wander often, wonder always.
19. Audios, beaches.

Punny t-shirt ideas

Because puns are the best kind of humor. Whether you love wordplay, dad jokes, or ridiculously clever twists, these punny t-shirts will have you looking sharp, dressing to impress, and pun-ishing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your wit.

1. I’m kind of a big dill.
2. Let’s taco ‘bout it.
3. You’re one in a melon.
4. Don’t go bacon my heart.
5. I’m on a roll.
6. I’m soy into you.
7. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
8. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
9. I’m nacho average person.
10. Cereal killer.
11. I’m feeling a bit knotty.
12. I donut care.
13. I’m egg-cited for today!
14. Life is gouda.
15. It’s a brew-tiful day.
16. You had me at “Hello.” I was sold at “Free pizza.”
17. I’m a-dough-able.
18. I’m a big fan of you (with a fan graphic).
19. Olive you.
20. That’s how I roll (with a sushi roll design).
21. I’m just here for the pun.
22. I’m pawsitively excited (for cat or dog lovers).
23. I’ve got a latte love for you.
24. Bear-ly awake.
25. Everything whale be ok.
26. Espresso patronum. 
27. If I was a vegetable, I’d be a cute-cumber!
28. Have a tea-riffic day!

Funny t-shirts for animal lovers

If your t-shirt doesn’t have a dog, cat, or some ridiculously cute printed pet pun, are you even an animal person? The opportunities here are endless. From funny quotes on shirts about cat-titude to silly phrases like “Sorry, I can’t, my dog said NO,” these tees let you wear your love for furry, scaly, or feathery friends loud and proud.

Bonus? They make an awesome gift for pet-obsessed men and women who’d rather shop for their pets than themselves.

1. I work hard so my dog can have a better life.
2. Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything.
3. Every day is Caturday.
4. Dogs are my favorite alarm clocks.
5. Pawsitive vibes only.
6. I’m only here for the cat memes.
7. Dogs have owners; cats have staff.
8. Home is where my pets are.
9. Pet hair is my fashion statement.
10. My dog thinks I’m the best human ever.
11. Cats: The ultimate stress reliever.
12. A house is not a home without a cat.
13. Paw-tners in crime.
14. Llamaste. 
15. Let’s face it – I was crazy before the cats. 
16. My kid has paws.
17. Talk birdy to me.
18. Cat hair, don’t care.
19. I love my DINKWAD life (Double income, no kids, with a dog).

Got the perfect funny slogan to wear? Profit from it!

Want to sell custom-printed funny t-shirts, hoodies, and sweatshirts to men and women worldwide? Join Printify and offer personalized gift shirts, company merch, or wardrobe staples – without worrying about inventory or logistics.

1. Sign up: Register for free.

2. Select a t-shirt: Browse our vast selection of custom tees for men, women, and kids.

3. Design your sayings: Use our Product Creator to customize your funny sayings, or use our free t-shirt designs for quality results. 

4. Decide where to sell: Pick your sales channel. Sell shirts on Etsy or Shopify, create your shop, and easily integrate with Printify.

5. Let Printify do the work: Once customers buy your awesome shirts, our Print Providers take care of the rest, printing, packaging, and shipping.

Tips for selling funny t-shirts

Selling funny t-shirts isn’t just about slapping a funny slogan onto fabric. From choosing the right print-on-demand niches to staying ahead of trends and using social media like a pro, here’s how to make your funny shirt sayings stand out, sell like crazy, and maybe even go viral.

Funny shirt sayings: FAQ

Conclusion

So, you came here looking for funny shirt sayings and left with a goldmine of funny slogans, design ideas, and selling tips – that’s how we do things at Printify. Now, it’s time to turn these ideas into reality. With POD, effortlessly create and sell funny t-shirts, hoodies, and beyond – think mugs, posters, and even hockey pucks. Start designing, start selling, and most importantly – start making people laugh!