Funny Christmas Cards: The Top 30 Ideas for Holiday Greetings

Funny Christmas Cards: The Top 30 Ideas for Holiday Greetings

The same way no Christmas is complete without an evergreen fir tree, fairy lights, and Santa Claus, no mailbox is complete without funny Christmas cards that bring holiday cheer. If you’re on a search for the best ideas for funny Christmas cards, you’ve come to the right place.

You may think there’s plenty of time left to send out your Christmas cards, but you may be surprised how fast time flies – the holiday season has begun, and Christmas Eve is just around the corner.

As we all look forward to gathering around the Christmas tree with our loved ones, we’ve prepared a collection of funny Christmas card ideas that’ll bring joy to your nearest and dearest.

Table of Contents

1. Personalized Photo Christmas Cards

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With funny, personalized Christmas cards, these holidays will be remembered for years to come.

Add a personalized message like “Rarely calm, but always cheerful,” “Wishing you a normal Christmas,” or “Merrily & Gratefully,” and you’ve got yourself a unique Christmas card that only a few people in this world have.

2. You’re the Best Person I Snow

Funny Christmas Cards - You’re the Best Person I Snow

If you’re on a search for simple yet funny Christmas cards, a combination of adorable illustrations and a little winter pun may be the way to go – a cute reminder of how great the recipient is.

3. Funny Family Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Cards - Funny Family Christmas Cards

A surefire way to brighten up the holiday season is by sending out funny, weird, or sometimes even silly Christmas cards. After all, there’s nothing more heartwarming than a holiday card with family Christmas photos.

You can tell a story with funny family Christmas cards by focusing on their whimsical peculiarities, thus creating a striking family portrait that’ll stand out on the mantelpiece.

4. Internet Meme Christmas Cards

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If you ever want to share your memes in real life, Christmas is the time. Whether it’s Doge, Pepe, or Grumpy Cat, there’s a good chance they’ll become a big hit with your friends and family.

5. Year-In-Review Christmas Card

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If your family and friends love funny charts, they’re sure to appreciate a year-in-review Christmas card, sharing funny, engaging, and extraordinary statistics about your family.

After all, we all love a good laugh, which is an absolute must in the world we live in today.

6. Funny Couple Christmas Cards

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As we continue on the family theme, another great way to share the holiday spirit is by creating funny couple Christmas cards – let your loved one know you wouldn’t overeat or neglect exercise with anyone else but them.

7. Animal Christmas Cards

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If you’re looking to brighten someone’s day, animals – big or small, furry or feathered, exotic or domestic – never fail to make people smile.

Whether your customers love otters, hamsters, polar bears, rabbits, birds, or turtles, tailor the card to their needs by adding a funny photo, pun, or anything else they might like.

8. Funny Dog Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Cards - Funny Dog Christmas Cards

What better way to send funny Christmas greetings than with a creative photo of your beloved pet all dressed up for Christmas Eve, patiently waiting for the arrival of Santa Paws.

You can never go wrong with dog-themed sayings. Here are a few funny Christmas card ideas:

  • Happy howl-idays and a paw-sitive new year!
  • Sorry, I ate the naughty list
  • It’s been a ruff year, again. Let’s paws to celebrate!
  • I believe in Santa Paws
  • Seasons Grrreetings!

If your customers love dogs, selling funny dog Christmas cards is a great way to make people laugh and earn additional money. After all, there’s certainly a market for it – in the United States, 69 million households own at least one dog.

9. Funny Cat Christmas Cards

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In the United States alone, 45.3 million households own cats. If your customers are one of them, a cat-themed Christmas card is sure to become your next bestseller.

Here are a few funny Christmas card ideas that you can modify to fit your needs.

  • Wishing you a purrfect Catmas!
  • I’m the reason the mouse isn’t stirring
  • All I want for Christmas is cats
  • I hope you have a meowy Christmas!
  • I believe in Santa Claws

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10. Alexa Christmas Card

Funny Christmas Cards - Alexa Christmas Card

Today, many of us – to a lesser or greater extent – are low-key addicted to technology, often getting lost in the digital world and becoming oblivious to the real one around us.

That said, only a few people take it too far, and this Christmas card is for them – a fun reminder that technology can’t do it all and that for the foreseeable future, humans will have to bite the bullet and put up Christmas decorations themselves.

11. High Electricity Bills Christmas Card

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As if the holiday season itself doesn’t come with enough expenses, high electricity bills are just around the corner too.

In a world going dark, sharing light-hearted Christmas cards is the way forward – make your family laugh, and don’t let the bills be the grinch that stole the Christmas spirit. After all, family is what matters the most.

12. Pop-Culture Christmas Cards

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As an easy way to share holiday greetings, pop-culture references are always a big hit. Whether it’s Tina Turner hoping your Christmas is simply the best or Dwight Schrute stating that it is, in fact, Christmas, there’s a card for every type of personality.

13. I Hope You Like This Card Because I Haven’t Got You a Present

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If you’re looking for a budget-friendly Christmas gift for a sibling, this is a great option – the perfect Christmas card, solving any and all of your gift-giving problems with a single sentence.

Undoubtedly, digging through the internet to find such a perfect gift isn’t an easy task and deserves praise.

14. Obligatory Christmas Card

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A Christmas card for your most heartfelt obligatory greetings – a perfect choice for the less festive recipients. As a minimalistic alternative to the typical seasonal cards, they’re sure to make your friends and family smile.

15. Merry Christmas, My Friend!

Funny Christmas Cards - Merry Christmas, My Friend

As often is the case, finding the right words can be difficult, but that’s what Christmas cards are for – to help us express what we feel inside.

With the festive season approaching fast, don’t forget to share your holiday cheer with those who help you keep your sanity in a world that now, more than ever, borders on madness.

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16. Enjoy a Christmas Workout

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While turning over a new leaf is specifically a New Year thing, indulgence seems to be the name of the game during Christmas.

With various wholesome foods and tasty beverages, spending quality time with family is a workout with different benefits – it strengthens family bonds, warms our hearts, and gives us a sense of belonging.

17. Funny Wine Christmas Card

Funny Christmas Cards - Funny Wine Christmas Card

The holiday season isn’t only filled with joy – it’s also filled with wine. If any of your friends or family like wine, this is the perfect card for them.

A simple, minimalistic, and elegant way to communicate that you know your loved one’s sarcastic character well.

18. Ugly Sweater Season Christmas Card

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A funny Christmas card that can be easily complemented with the real deal – an ugly yet practical sweater. With Printify, you can design your own ugly sweaters without any effort whatsoever and make the perfect gift combination for your family and friends.

19. Merry Christmas, My Deer!

Funny Christmas Cards - Merry Christmas, My Deer

As if there’s much to say about this one. It’s the perfect holiday card for those you love the most, your deer-est ones.

With a little creativity, a silly pun, and our free Mockup Generator, you can create your own funny Christmas cards easily – after all, a personalized touch goes a long way.

20. When You’re Dead Inside, but It’s the Holiday Season

Funny Christmas Cards - When You’re Dead Inside, but It’s the Holiday Season

Not every day can be our best, no doubt about that. If you feel low on Christmas Eve, that’s all right, too – acceptance is part of healing.

If your loved ones aren’t in the best spirits, you can make it a light-hearted part of this year’s Christmas story, cheering them up with a simple yet funny card.

21. Christmas Calories Don’t Count

Funny Christmas Cards - Christmas Calories Don’t Count

With Christmas just around the corner, we should count our blessings instead of calories. Let’s forget about these worries, focus on creating beautiful memories with our family, and leave exercise for the new year.

At the end of the day, Christmas dinner is all about indulgence – the only time of the year you can get away with a little gluttony.

22. Funny Christmas Cards for Business

Funny Christmas Cards - Funny Christmas Cards for Business

With the wintry Christmas season approaching, it’s time to send some appreciation to your hard-working employees – small acts of kindness go a long way. 

Whether you want to show appreciation to your employees or thank your business associates, funny holiday cards are a great way to express your gratitude.

Add the perfect finishing touch by including a well-crafted ‘Happy Holidays’ greeting, and make these holidays special for those who have supported your business throughout the year.

23. Cute, Dark Humor Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Cards - Cute, Dark Humor Christmas Cards

If your loved ones or customers love jokes in a darker shade, they’ll appreciate a card in a similar spirit like this one.

As a way to make light of bad situations, dark yet funny Christmas cards offer limitless creative possibilities. With that said, cheers to the seasonal depression – merry crisis and a happy new fear.

24. Pokémon Pikachu Christmas Card

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Whether it’s for your younger sibling or a nerdy friend who’s a fan of Pokémon, a Pikachu Christmas card is sure to spark joy.

In total, there are 905 Pokémon, so you’ll have enough material for many Christmases to come.

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25. Prosecc… Ho, Ho, Ho!

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A pretty holiday card for those who enjoy winding down with a glass of wine. With high electricity prices, turning off the TV, dimming the lights, and pouring a glass of sparkling prosecco might not be a bad idea.

26. Baby Yoda Christmas Card

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If your friends or family love Stars Wars, they’re sure to like this one. With a cute baby Yoda Christmas card, you can show that you really know them and bring them over to the merry side.

27. Funny Anxiety Christmas Card

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As the ever-demanding Christmas season approaches, it’s all right to feel down every once in a while. Although on the surface, we’re as cool as a cucumber, we more often feel like deer in the headlights.

Whatever the reason behind the worries, receiving a thoughtful Christmas card will surely warm the heart of any recipient.

28. More Lit Than a Christmas Tree

Funny Christmas Cards - More Lit Than a Christmas Tree

When it comes to creating heart-warming Christmas cards, simplicity is key. As always, it’s the thought that counts.

Whether you need a Christmas card for friends, family, or colleagues, add your favorite picture and a few words of greeting, and you’ve got a great Christmas card that’s perfect in its simplicity.

29. All I Want for Christmas Is Tofu

Funny Christmas Cards - All I Want for Christmas Is Tofu

Just like vegetarians, vegans, and omnivores enjoy tofu, this funny Christmas card will delight anyone who receives it. However silly your vegan puns may be, it’s a fun way to wish hap-pea holidays to the people you love.

30. Merry Grinchmas!

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Not everyone enjoys wintry holidays, but that doesn’t mean they should be forgotten and go without a semi-funny Christmas card wishing them a Merry Christmas.

If you know someone who gets easily overwhelmed during holidays, it’s the perfect time to send them funny Christmas greetings, ensuring they’re doing all right and reminding them to keep their chin up.

Make Your Own Funny Christmas Cards

With Printify, you can make your own Christmas cards with ease. Whether just a few cards for your family or a thousand for your business, we’ve got you covered.

If you’re an eCommerce entrepreneur, you don’t need any up-front investment – add Christmas cards to your store immediately and pay for a product only after a customer buys from you.

Step 1: Create a Printify Account

Simply by signing up for a free account, you get instant access to our catalog of more than 750 high-quality products, an extensive network of print providers, and our beginner-friendly Mockup Generator.

Step 2: Select a Card From Our Catalog

With a wide variety of cards, finding your favorite won’t take long. Search in our catalog and select the card you like the most. When you’ve chosen your card, click Start designing to begin.

Step 3: Apply Your Design

In our Mockup Generator, you can make your own Christmas cards with just a few clicks – add your family portrait, creative photos, witty sayings, or anything else you like. When your card is ready, you’ll get a realistic mockup of how your card will look in real life.

As a print-on-demand platform, Printify seamlessly integrates with a wide variety of sales channels, so you can pick the one that fits your needs the best.

After successful integration, simply publish your funny Christmas cards to your store and let us do the rest – printing, inventory, and shipping directly to your customer’s doorstep.

Frequently Asked Questions

The production cost of our cards depends on the print provider and the type of product you choose. Here are their prices:

If you start selling online with Print on Demand, there are no up-front costs – you pay for a product only after a customer buys from you.

No, there isn’t a minimum order size. You can order as few or as many cards as you wish. 

However, please pay attention to how many pieces there are per order – that depends on the product and the print provider you choose.

The shipping price and time depend on the print provider and delivery destination. All our print providers clearly state the price for national and international shipping.

If you need information about a specific print provider, please visit our Shipping Rates page.

A Few Closing Thoughts

As the whirlwind of the holiday season approaches, we shouldn’t forget that it’s all about sharing love, laughter, and joy.

Whether they’re for your eCommerce store, family, or friends, funny Christmas cards – with a witty pun and a beautiful photo – are sure to be a big hit and make any recipient’s day a little brighter.

Do you have any funny Christmas card ideas you’d like to share? Perhaps you’d like to see us launch some new holiday products? We’d love to hear from you in the comments below!

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